i say the darnest thing (-_-")

it is best to say that...
the relationship i had with my mother is somewhat the-very-the-slamber ^_^"
we talk about almost everything. i mean, I talk to HER about almost everything; from clothes to meronggeng, even about boyfrens. yes, note the 's' part. she practically knows with whom i go outing with, used to date, and currently dating... and obviously, being a tak-malu girl myself, i tend to tell her all the mengedik thinging that my toot and i discussed.. and today's topic was about 'the ring'. the ring??

me: dia tanye, boley ke gune cincin tunang wat cincin nikah sekaligus? bley beli cincin tunang yang mahai terus..
ibu: besanye tunang orang beli yang murah belah rotan tu je, nak yang mahai simpan duit untuk nikah nanti..
me: dia kate nak mengadap ibu 17hb nov nanti..
ibu: buat ape?
me: eleh eleh, wat2 tak paham plak...
*ibu ketawa*
ibu: awak tu, jangan mengatal. ingat nak final neh dulu..
me: yes mem!

hehehe...basically, bende2 yang aku sembang ngan ibu memang merepek. and she will dismiss the topic by taking me back to reality *demm*

nak jadik citer, pagi tadi ibu kol waktu breakfast. aku sedang mentekedarah nasi ayem kat hscafe. bile ibu kol, aku bantai je laa sembang. and those who knew me, tak akan heran dengan pitch sora aku bile bercakap dalam phone. lebih2 lagi kat tempat crowded mcm hscafe ni.

nak dijadikan citer lagi, ade sorang kak ni dok makan satu meja ngan aku. tanpa menghiraukan dia, aku terus bersembang ngan ibu ngan rancaknye. abes je sembang, aku pon sambung makan. kak tadi plak dah abeh makan. dia senyum kat aku. aku senyum balik. dia senyum lagi sampai kate,

kak: congratulations on your new venture! (tersenyum)
me: (new venture?) thank you.
kak: what year are you now?
me: my final semester.. (gulp!)
kak: oh. good.. good. akak suke (senyum lagi)
*apekah?*
kak: orang mane?
me: heh? saye orang perak..
kak: si dia?

hoh... amek ko! tulaa... orang tua2 dah pesan, cakap siang pandang2... padan muka!!

+ harap2 dia bukan lecturer, postgrad student je... *demm*

heh?

blog aku tukaq kaler puteh... *apekah???*

+ comei la gak... tapi... puteh benor...

me. homosexual. so not rite.

my presentation for MSL covers the issue of homosexuality.
afraid of being question by others towards that subject, i met Dr. Q for his wisdom and advice.

Dr. Q: why are there so many sensitive issues in Malaysia? why homosexuality was not being pressed by the media like incest?

me: well.. in my opinion, Malaysians are so attached with religion so anything that go againts the religion are considered taboo by the society.. no religion supports homosexuality rite?

Dr.Q: but why not homosexual? homosexuality was also a sin for the religion. and when some grandfather or uncle, father, even a brother did it to his own blood the media went wild talking about it. but not of homosexuals?

me: ermm... maybe because those gay couples... when they did it, they dont do harm to the innocent and no harm to the society? i mean, when you are gay, and you want to do it... you'll find somebody with the same orientation rite? only a gay will want to do it with gay person... and both of them do it because they wanted to do it, not because they are being forced or being threaten by it... rite?

Dr. Q: ....

+ so much of an answer from a uni student? so not academic! (--")

Salam Ramadhan

Wahai tetamu Ramadhan,

untukmu rahmat & maghfirah...

Airmata taubat, dendangan tadarus, berselimutkan tarawih & berbantalkan tahajud!

moga mewarisi jannah!

+quote dr sms ayah

my first time ^_^

memula pi bengkel, abg mekanik belakang-restoren-jimat tu kate, "takde pape kot. tayar awk tak cukup angin je ni". pastu, dia isi angin, giving me this look that says stop-bothering-me. eh, hello? i'm just a girl who 1st time experienced her tayar pancit tau? kot ye pon nak tolak rejeki, wat laa elok2 sikit ;p

anyway, Is was orait for the next two weeks. and dia kembali pancit. this time, i turned to emma,

"ko pi isi angin dulu. pastu pi kedai tayar belakang OTK tu. dulu aku besa wat kat situ."

naseb bek Is tak pancit abes. aku ajak fid teman, yelaa... mane tau kedai tu tipu aku pape ke (pasal aku nampak macam budak sgt) at least i got backup. financially ^_^"

sampai je kedai, aku cakap kat tokey nak suh dia tgk tayar pancit. dia suh aku parking kat belakang. scary gak lorong gelap dia tuh. pastu, sorang brader datang, tanye "tayar mane?"

tak sampai 5min, brader tuh dah siap tanggalkan tayar, cek punca pancit & sambung balik tayar ke kaki Is. gile best! (pasal ak ingat nak cek tayar susah sangat) and, brader tu tunjuk dalang disebalik tayar pancit keta ku ---
alhamdulillah, skrg dah takde pape. baru rase selamat nak balik cuti merdeka nehh ^_^

convest 07

jijo ngadu kat bulletin FS,

"waaaaargghhhhh.... convest dah start..menyampahnyer aku... tiap2 tahun benda ni la yang paling aku menyampah... sebab convest la cafe kolej tutup, sebab convest la jalan jem n sebab convest laa ku akan lambat ke kelas n lambat balik bilik pas kelas coz JALAN JEM!!!!!!!

P/S: sapa yang pi tutup lane kanan kat roundbout stadium dari ptg td tu mmg bodo!"

hehehe... tp memang betui pon...

cafe bukak sampai pukul 3 je. petang, suma kena ber-maraton ke convest hill untuk mendapatkan sumber makanan [nasi terutamanye]. kalu dak, hang bantai laa megi utk dinner tiap2 malam (-_-")

udah le ameenah baru ni jauh nun disana. nak berjalan ke convest hill masyallah... tuhan je laa yang tahu.. nak pegi sepasai. dah kenyang makan, pikir nak berjalan balik pulak. aduh...

walopun aku berkereta, akuh tak sanggup nak meredah jem macam kl-lepas-opis-hour semata2 untuk 5kali-suap nasi. pulak, parking keta macam s*al. masing2 nak parking tepi jalan. kalu parking tak kaco orang takpe, tapi ni dah la keta kecik... parking macam laa keta dia honda stream. geget kangz!

menyahut seruan mak aku suh pi jog petang2, aku pon ber-jog le ke convest hill nan jauh nun untuk mendapatkan bekalan makanan yag secukupnye...

takpe... sampai selasa ni je.... (-_-")

convest kali ni kureng best. taktau kenape. aku tak bernafsu nak borong baju+tudung kat bazar. aku tak bernafsu nak pi tgk2 barang tiap2 malam. nafsu makan je yang maseh berfungsi, mungkin kerna aku tak mampu hidup tanpa makan nasi ^_^"

+oh. convest kali ni takde drift.

so on and so fort.

semester ni aku buat 3 subjek [je];
w*orld l*iterature, m*alaysian & s*ingaporean l*iterature, and m*ethod of d*akwah.

kelas wlit dengan dr. f*aridah. msl ngan pof. q*uayum. m.o.d ngan dr. f*arid cumel.

[**ak tak mau mngulang kesilapan lalu (-_-")]

wlit & msl dua2 memerlukan aku untuk banyak membaca, mengulangkaji, membuat research, & ape saje me-me lain yang berkaitan. betape syiok nye aku dapat lecturer macam dorang; buat ko rase macam ko tak blaja pape je selama 4tahun yang lepas neh... tapi betui..

selama ni, aku ingat aku ni memang rajin membaca. ianya terbukti dengan bilangan koleksi bahan bacaan komik, novel, fiction, aesop fables, sejarah nabi, blablabla.... tapi, sem ni nak perabes kan bace citer2 dalm wlit & msl pon jenuh. baru sedar betapa tak membacanye aku.... betapa ruginye masa2 blaja aku ngan beli komik je, bace buku fiction je... betapa ruginye aku pasal lepas grad ni aku takkan dapat access ke library dah untuk bace buku2 hasil tulesan penulis2 power macam kafka, hanif kureishi, ghassan kanafani, lloyd fernando, and sapo2 lagi la yang power kat donia neh...

pasal bile dah grad, ak pasti lagik takkan dapat bace buku2 ni suma ngan free lagi [pasal library kat ipoh tak best]. pulak duit pon takde banyak [alasan- habes beli bende lain].

kawan aku midge, majoring in aerospace. tapi her real interest is in reading writings from the middle east countries. dia lebih tau pasal international politics than the one happened in msia. she might even applied for palestinean's citizenship [if possible] pasal she knows about it more than about her own tanah-tumpah-ny-darah-ku....

aku yang majoring in e*nglish l*anguage & l*iterature ni plak maseh tersengguk2 nak bukak buku bace 'abraham's promise' by philip j.

jenuh.

ateh bongek ^_^"

aku. dengan bob. kat lab A HS.
ateh datang. borak-borak. sembang-sembang.
ateh kutuk bob, "bongek ah ko.."
bob balas, "weh, ko tau tak yang bongek tu nama kampung?". bengang.
ateh jawab balik, "aku tau le, dah bongek tu nama kampung akuh".
hahahahahahahaha..... *gelak guling2*

+ ateh budak kampung bongek yang cun *hahahahahahahahaha*

one down, who's next?

1 week before, poeh called..

"wynn, aku tak jadik tunang 27.7.07. nikah terus on the 28"

it was a very nice reception. poeh [queen of the day] looked soo gorgeous even with simple make-up. opah nanges. terharu mengenangkan cucu pompuan tersayang nikah ngan mat salih. hehehe.. ape name islam ko jon?

jenuh akuh suruh si poeh cium tangan jon. takkan nak tunduk kejap je kot, ramai camera tunggu saat2 gedik kalian? ^_~

lepas ni giliran mar [pompuan gedik berdiri kanan sekali ^_^]

dulu, poeh penah berkata yang lepas kawen dia nak wat umah kat atas bukit muc. pastu bile nak balik umah je kena naik heli. ko ingat tak poeh? walopun impian wat umah kat bukit muc tu takkan tercapai, i'm sure jon's gonna bought u a lovely house in UK. and if u misses us, the kapal tebang will always fly u back to us [with jon's paying for it la of course] hehehe...

My wish, for you, is that this life becomes all that you want it to.Your dreams stay big, your worries stay small.You never need to carry more than you can hold. And while you're out there getting where you're getting to.I hope you know somebody loves you, and wants the same things too.Yeah, this, is my wish
Rascal Flatts

i wish that too...

congratulations faizatul sakinah naharudin & jonathan you-know-who

(kind of forget ur full name ah, sorry)^_^"

per.ubah.an

dah lame akuh tak nek lrt, macam-macam dah terjadi:

vandalism oleh pro-streamyx

dan gejala samseng dari si bulat-merah

+ hahahahaha ^_^"

oi kome, doghoyan dah berbunge!

i know that my father got himself a piece of kebun at kg. sg. ular but it never occur in my mind that the kebun is filled with pokok durian, rambutan, pisang, cempedak *fuiyoooo*

and among the jobscope during the holiday is to kutip the durians and tebas-ing the kebun so that it will be easier for us to explore the kebun without harm.

bukti akuh bekerja keras (poyo) ^_^"

Is [the name of the car] dah macam lori pukal dah
me and my sister Aisyah

loving every moment of it!

+ but, for the record. i dun eat durian.

cuti ituhari singkat sangat (-_-")

memang le uia bagi cuti 3 minggu, tapi setiap hujung minggu dalam mase cuti tu akuh kena balik uia gak. kenape?

stat cuti 18hb Jun. tapi;
22-24hb= balik uia, sebab nak pindah mahallah. akuh kena transfer barang masuk bilek baru. asrama baru. asrama lame pon tingkat4, masuk asrama baru pon tingkat4 gak. mangk*k betul. gile penat bawak barang nek turun, naseb bek akuh dapat bantuan dari si kipas-susah-mati ku sayang. u rock bebeh!

28hb Jun-1hb July= balik uia [balik] pasal ade nuqaba training kat sepang. BEST! pasal i got the room all for myself! my supposed rumet tak dapat datang and i dun want to susahkan the comitee to reshuffle me to other room [hahahaha-alasan]^_^

8hb= back to school once more. tak puas dok umah lagi (-_-")

she make my eye water laa..

Amazing SIX-Year-Old Singer - The funniest videos clips are here

k.a.n.t.o.i II

Never occur in my mind that he would spot my blog… not only him, but anyone mentioned in my entries for that matter…

We should never [I mean, we never be able to] underestimate the power of knowledge. Even though you’re an English major, you still have the ability market some products successfully with the skill to manipulate languages and influence others to listen to you..

My fren, K*.E is an example to my entry today. He knows a hell lots of things about computer, networking and stuff, and at the same time studying to graduate as ‘the’ I*RK student.

Yes, your major is your academic qualification but it’s the other skills that put you through life…

still, the idea of google-ing his own name really startled me… *hohoho*

To m*rs m*ourinho, I’m sorry… its bcos of me you’ve been kantoi-ed by him..
But, it’s really nice to finally ‘faced’ you… ^_^

Yours truly,
Adek manes ^_^v

aiyo.

A fren asked...

So, lepas ni ko jadik cikgu ah ek?
No.
Kenape?
It will be among the options I have...
So, bile grad nanti ko kuar keje pe?
Mine will not be limited to education-wise only..
Good.
But to tell you the truth… I really am blurred with my wat-to-do-after-my-graduation plan (--")
Ok, tell me. What’s ur passion?
Eating?
Akuh pon suke makan. Len?
No. I really do loves to eat. Try something new. Pi kedai mahal, mintak menu merepek, just to know does the taste really suits the price… if only I can be the jalan-jalan cari makan girl..

omg. I dont have a future plan yet. And I’m graduating. Next sem. no future.

new stuff!

lame akuh tak turun itd. since the semester started, this is my 1st time in. hemm, maybe the fact that we cant login to frenster, ym there and since i got free access to the net from 'my' cc; tak rugi ah kalu tak pi itd pon... [cakap dengan nada berlagak]

but, as for now... here i am kat pc ITD-FE-43. and behind me are lots of guys!
terkejut akuh! ape jadik nehh? what the happening? limaza kasirun lelaki-yun fil itd? [wadda??]

oh. akuh. culture-shock. sekejap.

not that i'm againts it, since there's this exam ape ntah kat lab laki2 tu. tapi macam susah oo for the girls to rebut pc with the guys... budak pompuan beria berato nak pakai pc, those un-gentlemen guys tend to push themselves to the door although the girls has been there since forever...

tapikan, its quite refreshing to know that there are lots of cute otakus here in the lab ^_^"

+ print colour kat itd best!

Senior a.k.a dah tua (-_-“)

Balik dari bilek iza.

Rumet C: wynn, akak pinjam tangge tadi tau.
Akuh: (akak?) eh, cakap pe tadi ye?
Rumet C: akak pinjam wynn punye tangge tadi..
Akuh: oh… takpe (sambil tersenyum)

Sejak bile lak dia akak?

From what I knew, I am the only 03***** in the room. Yes, very sure of it. Pasal waktu regis bilek ituhari, waktu nak sign form akuh nampak matric num each rumets.

How bold of her, calling herself ‘akak’… *tak puas ati*

And one day, we met at the cc I’m working. She gave me her ic for a pc. Out of curiosity, I look at her birth date: 84**-**-****.

Ceh. Same umo. Cuma dia student 04*****.

+ aku rase akuh maseh muda remaja… maseh kah akuh??

The girlfren. The fren. And the boyfren.

The fren called. Wanted to tell the girlfren something. Important he said. Wanted to talk face to face, been in such cloudy mood lately, katanye.. the girlfren ws not in the mood to kuar, plus got no money but her horoscope said,

“ur frens are there when u needed them. Be there for them as well.”

Meet the fren after solat jumaat. BUT, he has to inform the boyfren first.

Inform here does not mean that he has to have the permission, but as a way to let him know firsthand, without knowing it from another not-so-fren person…

It’s not some sort of a formality to ask the boyfren, since he knew this fren. And since they are not married or whatsoever. but she knew the boyfren will not agree to the meeting; especially when she’s going to meet the fren alone. She’s trapped between being a fren and a girlfren…

The boyfren got angry at first, for it is not the girlfren who ask him. But of course, out of love and got-no-reason-to-prohibit-the-outing, both the fren and the girfren went out jugak.

Before going, the boyfren remind the girlfren,

“don’t let him touch u. don’t even let him pinch u, cucuk u, or even rapat2 dengan u. oh and ajak *** teman”.

The boyfren is not possessive nor controlling the girlfren. He got his reason to be jealous and all.

The fren was once has crush on the girlfren. And was known as a ‘touch-ing’ person. And as boyfren who have not yet have any direct skin-to-skin contact with the girfren, will obviously be jealous and outrageous if the fren make any moves to the girlfren.

The fren was a fren to both boyfren n girlfren. It’s not that he did not trust the girlfren, but it was the fren that he worries about. Since he got no power to avoid the outing, the best thing he can do was to remind the girlfren not to be lured by the fren, for he loves the girlfren so much and did not want to ruin the relationship with both the fren and the girfren.

But if he could, he wants to tell the mother’s girlfren not the let her went out with the fren, even as frens.

+ If i’m the boyfren, i’d said “screw the horoscope!”

lately...

+ i miss u...

she. he.

dulu...
aku tak ley concentrate waktu klas error. bukan sebab kelas tuh wat petang, ataupon sebab subjek-nye busan. tapi sebab lecturernye.

ye. lecturer itu sendiri yang membuatkan akuh takley concentrate dalam klas dia. tp bukan sebab dia busan. atau cara dia mengajar the silibus. but because of her. literally her.

she, is a lecturer from "the runway". dressing so vogue from up-to-toe, and like angel she glides to the back of the class; talking about why error existed and should not be ignored. while she's doing her teaching, we [me & some frens] will concentrate on the way she wear herself that day, how her scarf will always match her dress, and realizes that she put on a new wedgie that day... quite a stalker huh? hehehe... ^_^"

itu dulu. tapi sekarang. i got a new target!

nore!!! tadi waktu kelas ustaz senyum. comel sangatttt!!!!!