lecturer: sister, you have been missing from class for such a long time now. why's that?
sister: i got so many programs to attend. they did not provide me with any excuse letters.
lecturer: you did not do ur midterm test. u did nor submit ur 2nd assignment. u even missed class for more than 6 times already.
sister: i'm so sorry sir. can i do the midterm test any time before final?
lecturer: no. but u can take the subject again with me next semester.
sister: [stunned]
situasi 2
pukul 8.15pm. Mia tergesa-gesa masuk dan keluar dari bilek.
Ada: kenape ni Mia? kelam kabut je?
Mia: Mia belum solat maghrib lagi. Belom ajan [azan] Isyak lagikan Ada?
Ada: belom.
Allahuakbar allahuakbar~
Mia: ya ampun! sudah azan Ada. bagaimana? Allah swt pasti marah. maafkan aku tuhan. maafkan aku ya Allah...Ada: [fuyoooo... gile menyesal]
+ aku: gile kentang!
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